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ok so a naked blonde walks into a bar with poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other, the bar tender turns to her and says, "well I suppose you won't be needing a drink." the naked blonde says,

iceage, heatwave can't complain. If the worlds that large why should I remain?

why buy the cow when you can have the sex for free?

I'm I coming in ok? Can you hear what I'm saying?

well when in rome